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Fathma Rahman, Managing Editor of Production

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Testing Center Fast Pass

Tired of waiting in line at the Testing Center after school with every other stressed out Stevenson student at the end of the term? This fast pass will let you skip to the front of the line—because we all know there is nothing better than being the first one to take a test.

 

Ultimate Parking Permit

Also known as the golden permit—given its striking resemblance to Willy Wonka’s majestic golden ticket—this pass allows for students to park at school all year round in any of the five parking lots on campus. Currently, this permit is only available to freshmen.

 

Underclassmen P.E. Waiver

Underclassmen lead tough lives, too. This P.E. waiver allows freshmen and sophomores to skip their state-mandated physical education course to take a seniors-only elective, unsupervised free period or an extra lunch.

 

Get Out of LOP Card

Similar to Monopoly’s “Get Out of Jail” card, this pass allows students to escape their dean-mandated punishments for improper behaviors and/or decisions with no strings attached—that is, unless you get caught again. This is only valid for one six week term.

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Fantasy gifts created for Stevenson students